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BLOOMBERG ENRAGES TRUMP BY BUYING GREENLAND

NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—In an apparently successful attempt to
get under the skin of Donald Trump, former New York City mayor Michael Bloomberg has purchased Greenland from Denmark.

In an official statement released on Tuesday, the Prime Minister of
Denmark, Mette Frederiksen, would not disclose the price that Bloomberg
paid for Greenland but indicated that it was an “all-cash offer.” “Mr. Bloomberg has a lot of money,” Frederiksen added.

News of Bloomberg’s purchase of Greenland reportedly infuriated Trump,
who immediately ordered his son-in-law, Jared Kushner, to make an offer
to buy the Faroe Islands from Denmark. Within minutes, however, Denmark rebuffed Kushner’s bid. “We do not believe Donald Trump is capable of running the Faroe Islands,” Frederiksen said.

As for Bloomberg, his campaign released a brief statement about the
historic purchase of the 836,330-square-mile landmass, saying only,
“Mike gets it done.”

https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/bloomberg-enrages-trump -by-buying-greenland

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