Hello Everybody,

In times of emergency, sometimes it is necessary for the leader
of a country to read us a bedtime story. Not just part of a story,
such as when GWB tried to do at a school in Florida on 9-11, but an
entire story. So let's begin by telling the entire story of My Pet
Goat - from beginning to end.

THE PET GOAT

A girl got a pet goat. She liked to go running with her pet goat. She
played with her pet goat in her house. She played with her pet goat in
her yard.

But the goat did some things that made the girl's dad mad. The goat ate
things. He ate cans and he ate canes. He ate pans and he ate panes. He
even ate capes and caps.

One day her dad said, "That goat must go. He eats too many things."

The girl said, "Dad, if you let the goat stay with us, I will see that
he stops eating all those things."

He dads said, "We will try it."

So the goat stayed and the girl made him stop eating cans and canes and
caps and capes.

But one day a car robber came to the girl's house. He saw a big red car
near the house and said, "I will steal that car."

He ran to the car and started to open the door.

The girl and the goat were playing in the backyard. They did not see
the car robber.

MORE TO COME.............

THE GOAT STOPS THE ROBBER (next story in the series)

A girl had a pet goat. Her dad had a red car.

A car robber was going to steal her dad's car. The girl and her goat
were playing in the back yard.

Just then the goat stopped playing. He saw the robber. He bent his head
down and started to run for the robber. The robber was bending over the
seat of the car. The goat hit him with his sharp horns. The car robber
went flying.

The girl's dad ran out of the house. He grabbed the robber. "You were
trying to steal my car," he yelled.

The girl said, "But my goat stopped him."

"Yes," her dad said. "That goat saved my car."

The car robber said, "Something hit me when I was trying to steal that
car."

The girl said, "My goat hit you."

The girl hugged the goat. Her dad said, "That goat can stay with us.
And he can eat all the cans and canes and caps and capes he wants."

The girl smiled. Her goat smiled. Her dad smiled. But the car robber
did not smile. He said, "I am sore."

THE END

GWB was rudely interrupted and never had the chance to tell the second
part of the story. This left the children very confused, never knowing
how the story ended. Now that the children are all grown up, they all
know what will happen to the leader who is now in office.

Good night, boys and girls. Sweet dreams, and sleep tight.

--Lee

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