• Big Trolls

    From Lee Lofaso@2:203/2 to All on Sun Sep 15 23:59:42 2019
    Hello Everybody,

    Big Trolls

    Well, they're hugger-muggers of our society
    They fist at modern types of forestry
    And their caves are full of mildew
    They were often portly tall
    John Bauer paintings show we've had
    The biggest trolls of all

    Sweden had trolls
    We had big trolls
    They're bigwig norse
    Cos they're woodmen of sorts
    Yeah, Finland had trolls
    And Norway had trolls
    (But Sweden'd the biggest trolls of them all!)

    And our trolls were in the mountains
    And our trolls were in the hills
    They're strong and stocky, dumb and inurbane
    They were out there on their night shifts
    A-sloshing through some mire
    Everybody knows we've had
    Great trolls retire

    Sweden had trolls
    We had big trolls
    They're bigwig norse
    Woodmen of sorts
    Yeah, J„mtland had trolls
    And Dalarna trolls
    (Cos Sweden'd the biggest trolls of them all!)

    Now trolls might be a scarcity
    And they might lack finesse
    But when they roam together
    Stay away's what you'd do best
    Some trolls are still in mountains
    Way out sub-suburbanites
    They're obsolete, but some big trolls
    Still stomp around at night

    Sweden has trolls
    We still have trolls
    They're bigwig norse
    Woodmen of sorts
    Lappland has trolls
    And V„rmland has trolls
    (Cos Sweden's a hold out, for trolls all in all)

    (Sweden has trolls!)
    (Sweden has trolls!)

    And if you're watching some films about them
    Know they go asunder by sun
    See trolls hobnob in their caverns
    (And Sweden'd the biggest trolls of them all!)

    Trolls - Caverns
    Trolls - Caverns
    Trolls - Caverns
    Trolls - Caverns

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