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  • Lincoln vs. Kennedy

    From Björn Felten@2:203/2 to All on Fri Aug 16 06:52:45 2019
    Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
    John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

    Abraham Lincoln was elected president in 1860.
    John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

    Both presidents were shot on a Friday.

    Lincoln's secretary was Kennedy.
    Kennedy's secretary was Lincoln.

    Both presidents were succeeded by a Southern statesman named Johnson.

    Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
    Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

    Lincoln was shot in a theatre called "Ford".
    Kennedy was shot in a Lincoln manufactured by Ford.

    A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
    A week before Kennedy was shot, he was in Marilyn Monroe.


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  • From Lee Lofaso@2:203/2 to Björn Felten on Sat Aug 17 22:40:34 2019
    Hello Bj”rn,

    Everything in this piece is true.
    Except the very last line.
    It was Bobby rather than Jack.
    But other than that ...

    Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
    John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

    Abraham Lincoln was elected president in 1860.
    John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

    Both presidents were shot on a Friday.

    Lincoln's secretary was Kennedy.
    Kennedy's secretary was Lincoln.

    Both presidents were succeeded by a Southern statesman named Johnson.

    Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
    Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

    Lincoln was shot in a theatre called "Ford".
    Kennedy was shot in a Lincoln manufactured by Ford.

    A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
    A week before Kennedy was shot, he was in Marilyn Monroe.

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  • From Ward Dossche@2:292/854 to Lee Lofaso on Sat Aug 17 23:27:52 2019

    The number of times I have read this nonsense, it just keeps coming back ...

    Everything in this piece is true.
    Except the very last line.
    It was Bobby rather than Jack.

    A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
    A week before Kennedy was shot, he was in Marilyn Monroe.

    Kennedy was shot Nov.22nd 1963.

    Marilyn Monroe died August 5th 1962 ... 15 months earlier.

    So unless the Kennedy brothers were shagging a dead corpse, there's something wrong in the story.

    \%/@rd

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  • From Lee Lofaso@2:203/2 to Ward Dossche on Sun Aug 18 02:44:56 2019
    Hello Ward,

    The number of times I have read this nonsense, it just keeps coming back
    ...

    Everything in this piece is true.
    Except the very last line.
    It was Bobby rather than Jack.

    A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
    A week before Kennedy was shot, he was in Marilyn Monroe.

    Kennedy was shot Nov.22nd 1963.

    And was taken to Bethesda Naval Hospital, where he lived in secret,
    having an entire floor all for himself, for decades ...

    Marilyn Monroe died August 5th 1962 ... 15 months earlier.

    So unless the Kennedy brothers were shagging a dead corpse, there's something wrong in the story.

    I knew a woman who tried to shag a dead corpse, but she never
    could get him to keep it up.

    OTOH, one can always listen to The Dead Kennedys ...

    --Lee

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