• FidoGazette Vol 13 no 16 Page: 2

    From Janis Kracht@1:261/38 to All on Wed Apr 17 23:27:14 2019

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    A dog joke!
    Thank you to Mike Miller, 1:154/30, for submitting this one!

    All Dogs Go To Heaven

    An Alaskan Malamute, German Shepard and Doberman have
    simultaneously passed.

    When faced with God, He asks the 3 dogs "What do you believe
    in?"

    The German Shepard replies, "I believe in discipline, training
    and loyalty."

    "Good" says God. "You may sit by my left side."

    The Doberman replies "I believe in love, care and protection."

    "Aha" said God. "You may sit by my right side"

    Then he looks at the Malamute and asks "And what do you believe
    in?"

    The Malamute answers "I believe you're sitting in my seat."


    Mike Miller
    1:154/30



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  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to JANIS KRACHT on Thu Apr 18 15:15:00 2019
    Janis,

    The Malamute answers "I believe you're sitting in my seat."

    The dachshund was there first. <G>

    Daryl

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  • From Janis Kracht@1:261/38 to Daryl Stout on Fri Apr 19 00:09:04 2019
    Hi Daryl,

    The Malamute answers "I believe you're sitting in my seat."

    The dachshund was there first. <G>

    Leave it to dogs, they'll make us laugh :) :)

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