• Re: I'm back.

    From Nigel Reed@1:124/5016 to Bill Swisher on Sun Jan 8 14:49:18 2023
    On Sun, 26 Jun 2022 11:10:00 +0000
    "Bill Swisher" <bill.swisher@1:261/1466> wrote:

    Took a short jaunt down to the Kenai. On the way back I got to
    test the anti-lock brake system on the car. From 70mph to a stop
    as mama moose and the kid decided to do the chicken thing and cross
    the highway. They were indecisive as to which lane they wanted, so
    wandered across 3 different ones before they finally exited to the
    left. I moved over into the, center, oncoming traffic lane since
    the guy behind me apparently didn't have ABS, I could hear his tires squealing, so I gave him a way by me. Truthfully I was more worried
    about him rearending me than me hitting the moose, I still had a
    little brake pedel left.


    I was hauling ass through Kansas on a back road, like 80 in a 60 or 70
    and out of nowhere, blue lights...this is in the middle of BFE, Kansas.

    Cop asked me why I was in a rush and I said, "Just trying to get back
    to Texas". He told me to slow down, the deer are bigger in Kansas. (I
    was thinking, "yeah, everything is bigger in Texas, buddy" but kept my
    trap shut). I got a warning and I was on my way.

    No deer or moose where injured on this trip :)
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  • From Denis Mosko@1:153/757.1315 to Nigel Reed on Mon Jan 9 07:31:57 2023
    ...this is in the middle of BFE, Kansas.
    What is ^^^, Nigel?


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  • From Nigel Reed@1:124/5016 to Denis Mosko on Tue Jan 10 13:13:49 2023
    Re: I'm back.
    By: Denis Mosko to Nigel Reed on Mon Jan 09 2023 07:31:57

    ...this is in the middle of BFE, Kansas.
    What is ^^^, Nigel?

    BFE - Urban Dictionary
    define term=BFE
    abbreviation for "Bum Fuck Egypt" or "Butt Fuck Egypt" -- in the middle of metaphorical nowhere -- an extremely isolated, inaccessible and inconvenient location ...
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