The folding mechanics is fun to see.
I would think such a thing would be much heavier if made out of
metal - and therefore NOT practical for the back pocket like he
demonstrates.

I like the example he gives. "It's like a flashlight, walk your dog, take the trash out, check the mail. Any problems occur you need immediate action with, get on target and you're done."

I love these scenarios where you suddenly need massive firepower.

So there I was, at Whole Foods. I was comparing the organic watermellons to the convertional watermellon. I was thinking, "should I pay 20 cents more a pound for organic?" When suddenly 8 terrorists dropped from the ceiling, knocking over the make-your-own-nut-butter machine and scattering whole unsalted walnuts everywhere! Luckily I had my folding machine gun stuck in my pants. I whipped it out, took a moment to appreciate the smooth unfolding action, and no-scope 1-shot all those terrorist bastards. The entire staff of the Whole Foods erupted in cheers! I was hoisted over their shoulders and carried directly to the front of the cashier line. I swiped my Amazon Credit Card, purchased my Watermellon and left.

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...I swiped my Amazon Credit Card, purchased my Watermellon and
left.

You failed to mention what everyone is dying to know: did you opt for the conventional or the organic?!?! :O

That is another story, for another day. :-)
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No, part of the problem with VOIP is it's easy to change your
CPNI. The calls come from different numbers each time. They just
show up as the city (usually near me) and a number.

I miss the firm relationship between telephone numbers and geography. I
think something has been lost with that. Local numbers, with local rate
calls, encouraged local bulletin boards - and was a boon for local
businesses - that could play to their local credentials with a familiar area code.




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No, part of the problem with VOIP is it's easy to change your
CPNI. The calls come from different numbers each time. They just
show up as the city (usually near me) and a number.

I miss the firm relationship between telephone numbers and geography. I
think something has been lost with that. Local numbers, with local rate
calls, encouraged local bulletin boards - and was a boon for local
businesses - that could play to their local credentials with a familiar area code.




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+44(0)1202 741079
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Re: Re: had a call yesterday
By: Ginger1 to KURT WEISKE on Tue Jan 09 2024 09:21 pm

I miss the firm relationship between telephone numbers and geography. I think something has been lost with that. Local numbers, with local rate calls, encouraged local bulletin boards - and was a boon for local businesses - that could play to their local credentials with a familiar area code.

Same here. Area codes don't mean nothing no more. (is that a triple negative?) --
digital man (rob)

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Hello Rob!

** On Wednesday 10.01.24 - 13:14, Rob Swindell wrote to Ginger1:

I miss the firm relationship between telephone numbers and
geography. I think something has been lost with that. Local
numbers, with local rate calls, encouraged local bulletin
boards - and was a boon for local businesses - that could
play to their local credentials with a familiar area code.

Same here. Area codes don't mean nothing no more. (is that a triple negative?) --

-1 x -1 x -1 = -1 So.. yeah, you agree to the negative
sentiment. :D





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Hello Ginger1!

** On Tuesday 09.01.24 - 21:21, Ginger1 wrote to KURT WEISKE:

I miss the firm relationship between telephone numbers and
geography. I think something has been lost with that. Local
numbers, with local rate calls, encouraged local bulletin
boards - and was a boon for local businesses - that could
play to their local credentials with a familiar area code.

Now we are all one big family. The phone number is just a
number. As long as it's not long-distance, I'm happy.

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Ginger1 wrote to KURT WEISKE <=-

I miss the firm relationship between telephone numbers and geography. I think something has been lost with that. Local numbers, with local rate calls, encouraged local bulletin boards - and was a boon for local businesses - that could play to their local credentials with a familiar area code.

Back in the late '80s, I remember memorizing the local exchanges that
were free -- that was after running up a $100+ phone bill at my
parents' house calling a local-toll board that was in my same area code
but outside of local calling.

That was part of the inspiration for starting a BBS. People would call
ME and send ME files! :)




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