• Does anyone know how you can make a cat sound like a dog ?

    From Ward Dossche@2:292/854 to All on Fri Feb 8 22:38:17 2019

    Pour gasoline over cat and light it with a match. Cat goes "Wooof"...

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  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to WARD DOSSCHE on Sat Feb 9 13:05:00 2019
    Ward,

    Pour gasoline over cat and light it with a match. Cat goes "Wooof"...

    That's just wrong.

    Daryl

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  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to WARD DOSSCHE on Sat Feb 9 13:06:00 2019
    Ward,

    4 steps:

    Another example of "that's just wrong".

    Daryl

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  • From Ward Dossche@2:292/854 to Daryl Stout on Sat Feb 9 21:21:44 2019
    Daryl,

    Pour gasoline over cat and light it with a match. Cat goes "Wooof"...

    That's just wrong.

    Not if you do it right. Premium works best.

    \%/@rd

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  • From Carol Shenkenberger@1:275/100 to Ward Dossche on Sat Feb 9 21:18:30 2019
    Re: Does anyone know how you can make a cat sound like a dog ?
    By: Ward Dossche to All on Fri Feb 08 2019 10:38 pm

    Pour gasoline over cat and light it with a match. Cat goes "Wooof"...

    Cat sharpens her claws and looks up flights to Europe......
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