• Kan Yay!

    From Aaron Thomas@1:229/426 to All on Sat Jul 25 19:42:47 2020
    Kanye said he can "beat off Biden of write-ins."

    He can beat Biden off all he wants, but he's starting to beat Biden at gaffes!

    --- Renegade vY2Ka2
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  • From Lee Lofaso@2:221/360 to Aaron Thomas on Sun Jul 26 22:41:26 2020
    Hello Aaron,

    Kanye said he can "beat off Biden of write-ins."

    He can beat Biden off all he wants, but he's starting to beat Biden at
    gaffes!

    There is one thing Kanye does better than any other candidate,
    regardless of party. He can speak in tongues. If you have not heard
    anybody speak in tongues before, you will be amazed.

    About a year and a half ago, Kanye made his way to Baton Rouge.
    The pastor of a local church decided to invite him to give a sermon.
    I would have gone in person to see this act, but there were far too
    many people and I did not feel like standing up. So I watched the
    church service on television.

    It took me a while to get used to the fact it was really Kanye
    at the pulpit. But there is nobody else like Kanye, as only Kanye
    can do what Kanye does. He laid his hands on people, and actually
    healed at least one woman, who started speaking in tongues. He
    conversed with her, in her own language (if one can call it that).
    The woman sitting next to her fainted in ecstacy. Then Kanye went
    to another area, and continued doing what preachers do.

    I am not sure if America would be ready for a preacher as president.
    Jesse Jackson, Jr thought he would be the one. But Barack Obama beat
    him to it. Now it is up to Kanye. May God help us.

    --Lee

    --
    No justice! No peace!

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